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题主补充：或者像gay or european 基佬还是欧洲人 这种搞怪风格的也请推荐！有个叫总而言之我的XXX就不用啦There! Right There!看那儿，对就是那儿！Look at that tan, that tinted skin.看那棕褐色,浅色的皮肤Look at the killer shape he\u0026#39;s in.看那美死人不偿命的身材Look at that slightly stubbly chin. 看那精心刮过胡子的下巴Oh Please he\u0026#39;s gay, totally gay.哦天啦他是基佬，绝对是I\u0026#39;m not about to celebrate.我可没准备去庆祝Every trait could indicate 所有特征都暗示着the totally straight expatriate.他是个标准的异性恋This guy\u0026#39;s not gay, I say not gay.这家伙不是基佬，我说不是That is the elephant in the room.这是个被忽视的严重事实Well is it relevant to assume让咱们先这么假设that a man who wears perfume一个喷香水的男人is automatically radically fey?就可以自动与基佬挂钩吗？But look at his coiffed and crispy locks.看他那梳得油光水滑一丝不苟的头发 Look at his silk translucent socks.看他那光滑骚气的半透明丝袜There\u0026#39;s the eternal paradox.这可是个永恒的终极悖论Look what we\u0026#39;re seeing.瞧，我们看到了什么What are we seeing?我们看到了什么？Is he gay?他是基佬吗？Of course he\u0026#39;s gay.他当然是基佬！Calahan:Or European?或者咱们欧洲人？ohhhhhh.Gay or European?基佬还是欧洲人？It\u0026#39;s hard to guarantee这还真是难以担保Is he gay or European?他是基佬还是欧洲人？Well, hey don\u0026#39;t look at me.哎看我干吗？You see they bring their boys up different 你知道男孩子们往往以不同方式被抚养in those charming foreign ports.尤其是在我们这美丽的国家They play peculiar sports.他们玩着古怪的运动In shiny shirts and tiny shorts.还穿着亮闪闪的衬衫和超级小热裤Gay or foreign fella?基佬还是欧洲人？The answer could take weeks.答案恐怕得花上数周才能揭晓They will say things like "ciao bella"他们会一边说着再见了美人儿while they kiss you on both cheeks.一边亲吻你的双颊Oh please.哦拜托Gay or European?基佬还是欧洲人？So many shades of gray.这还真是扑朔迷离Warner:Depending on the time of day, the French go either way.取决于一天的时辰，咱们法国人就可直可弯Is he gay or European?他是基佬还是欧洲人？or there! Right There!或者看那儿，对就是那儿！Look at that condescending smirk.看那虚情假意的微笑Seen it on every guy at work.王公贵族们哪个不是这样That is a metro hetero jerk.不过就是个异性恋的纨绔子弟That guy\u0026#39;s not gay, I say no way.那家伙不是基佬，我说绝对不是！All:That is the elephant in the room.这是个被普遍忽视的大问题Well is it relevant to presume你叫我怎么去推证that a hottie in that costume一种穿着那种衣服的性感男人Is automatically-radically就自然彻底地Ironically chronically讽刺长期地Certainly pertin\u0026#39;tly无疑肯定地Genetically medically与生俱来地GAY!基！OFFICIALLY GAY!完全彻底的基！OFFICIALLY GAY GAY GAY GAY基佬基佬基佬基佬？！DAMNIT!妈的！Gay or European?基佬还是欧洲人？So stylish and relaxed.如此有型又闲适Is he gay or European?他是基佬还是欧洲人？I think his chest is waxed.我认为他除过胸毛But they bring their boys up different there.但是咱们抚养男孩方式奇特It\u0026#39;s culturally diverse.从文化上就泾渭分明It\u0026#39;s not a fashion curse.这应该不是一种时尚诅咒If he wears a kilt or bears a purse.那如果他戴小蝴蝶结拎小坤包那还情有可原Gay or just exotic?基佬还是另一种风情？I still can\u0026#39;t crack the code.娘娘您给个明示吧！Yet his accent is hypnotic他那迷人的口音也许还能瞒天过海自but his shoes are pointy toed.但他的尖头鞋完全暴露了！Gay or European?基佬还是欧洲人？So many shades of gray.这还真是扑朔迷离But if he turns out straight 但如果他是直男I\u0026#39;m free at eight on Saturday.老娘周六晚八点有空Is he gay or European?他到底是基佬还是欧洲人？gay or european?基佬还是欧洲人？Gay or Euro-基佬还是——Wait a minute!且慢！Give me a chance to crack this guy.给我一个揭穿这家伙的机会I have an idea I\u0026#39;d like to try.我有个办法可以试试The floor is your那就看你的啦So，Your Majesty所以，陛下啊This alleged affair with Ms. Windam has been going on for...?您和蒙坨斯潘小姐这段所谓的婚外情已经持续了多久？2 years两年And your first name again is...?那陛下，您的大名是？Louis路易And your boyfriend\u0026#39;s name is...?那你男朋友的名字是？Mikos:Philippe菲利普I\u0026#39;m sorry! I misunderstand！ 等等！我听错了！You say boyfriend， I thought you say best friend.你说的是男朋友？我以为你说的是最好的朋友！Pilippe is my best friend.菲利普是我最好的朋友（弟弟）You bastard!你这个混蛋！You lying bastard!你这个撒谎的混蛋！That\u0026#39;s it.够了I no cover for you, no more!我不会再为你打掩护了！Peoples！同志们！I have a big announcement！我有一件大事要公布！This man is Gay and European!这个男人是基佬也是欧洲人！and neither is his place他住的地方也不是you\u0026#39;ve got to stop your being我说你现在必须结束a completely closet case.这种深柜的状态！It\u0026#39;s me，not her he’s seeing他的眼中从来没有她只有我No matter what he say.不管这家伙说什么I swear he never ever ever swing the other way.我发誓他从来没对女人感兴趣You are so gay.你是这么基You big parfait!百分百天然基You flaming boy band cabaret.你个浪出火的大基基I\u0026#39;m straight!我是直的！Carlos:You were not yesterday.你昨晚可不是哦So if I may所以恕我直言I\u0026#39;m proud to say我很骄傲地向大家宣布He\u0026#39;s gay!他是基佬！And European!也是欧洲人！He\u0026#39;s gay!他是基佬！And European!也是欧洲人！He\u0026#39;s gay!他是基佬！And European and Gay!欧洲人也是基佬！Fine okay I\u0026#39;m gay!好把我认了！Hooray!陛下圣明


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